So the final deadline for bitter_nakano's summer exchange is TODAY. Crazy, right? Where did the summer go? And even though I'm so nervous I almost drank nail polish remover instead of coffee just now, I'm also full of warm, gooey feelings. By tonight, I will know whether we can start posting tomorrow ( Read more... )

The only word to describe this fic would be “ill-advised”. Or possibly “wretched”. Wretchedly ill-advised. And you thought Prom Fic or Jacking Off In A Cave Fic was stupid and undignified.

Title: SPLASH
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Shisui/Itachi
Summary: On a scale of one to ten-ten being the bomb scare at the Reuters Building last May- ( Read more... )

Title: Cave Lupum
Fandom: Kingdom Hearts
Summary: Memory is a blood-drenched game.
Characters: Saïx & Axel. Het. Yes, really.
Spoilers: Possibly for 358/2 Days? I'm really vague about it though, so I doubt it matters. Even the characterizations are off ._.

Oh my god, I'm just not going to say anything. Hurt gold_panner if you must, she totally digs the abuse ( Read more... )

Shamal has syphilis.

He stumbles upon this discovery while taking a whizz after lunch. Calmly, he finishes his business, thinking, Maybe attending the Mile High Club orientation was a bad idea after all.

This done, he tucks the afflicted appendage back into his trousers, shelves his initial plan for the afternoon-bypassing the school’s ( Read more... )